Do you remember when I said that Hooters would have been a classier place for my sister to be working. Well.... she quit her job at Longshots and now she works at...wait for it....Hooters. Tight orange shorts and white athletic socks and all. My sister works at Hooters. Gross. This is so ultimately gross.

I cannot believe that I and very closely related to a Hooters girl. I pretty much cannot get over it.

Ew.