Here is the the longest conversation that I have had with my sister in about 7 years:
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And then the: Hi Nicole, how are you?
PixiEsticks41: fine
And then the: How do you like your new job?
PixiEsticks41: i like it a lot
And then the: Do you work with any of these people? http://longshotsbarandgrill.net/ladies.htm
PixiEsticks41: no
And then the: huh? Did they all get fired?
And then the: When do you get your picture on the website? Have you picked out the lingerie you are going to wear yet?
PixiEsticks41: fuck off bitch
And then the: Wow, hostile much?

No response after that. Bwaaahaaahhahhaaaa! I love it, "fuck off bitch."

I mean, if you are going to work in a place like that, at least have a sense of humor about it!