Here is why I love Stephin Merrit:

Ukulele, Me-kulele, how happy we could be-kulele!
One-kulele, Two-kulele, Three-kulele
Ukulele-Me!

When I hear the sound
of that little brown thing humming
I don't know if I'm going or coming
Down and down and down down keep strumming
Ukulele-Me!

Ukulele, Me-kulele, how happy we could be-kulele!
A-kulele, B-kulele, C-kulele
Ukulele-Me!

Play a little tune,
sing about the moon who cares
Something that won't give me nightmares.
Sing it sweetly or say your prayers,
Ukulele-Me!

Ukulele, me-kulele how happy we could be-kulele!
X-kulele, Y-kulele, Z-kulele
Ukulele-Me!
X-kulele, W-kulele, V-kulele,
Ukulele-Me!