Today I got a phone call from a woman trying to sell me a subscription to a club that sells DVDs for like 1 penny...then you have to buy 4 at regular club prices (which is like $45 plus shipping). She was so nice and I couldn't find it in myself to be mean...but I'm on the do not call list for a reason damnit! I told her that I didn't have a TV. I don't know why, it just slipped out. The best part about it was that she paused and said "You don't have a TV?" And then SHE KEPT GOING ANYWAY. It made me laugh, so I apologized kindly and told her that I was not interested.

Gah! Her job must suck. I hope my little lie made her day as one of the strangest comments ever.